The Telecaller phoned a multi-millionaire and said “Sir I’ve been following your success and have noticed that you have never donated to our charity, an extremely worthy cause.”
Rich Bloke: “You obviously don’t know my mother has been very ill and her hospital bills are exorbitant.”
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that”, said the caller
Rich Bloke: “My sister has five little children and her husband is in a wheelchair for twelve months after a car accident “
“I’m so sorry”, said the caller.
Rich Bloke: “My brother has a large family and has just lost his job”.
The caller tells the Rich Bloke how sorry she is.
The Rich Bloke adds, “And if I don’t give them money, what makes you think I’ll give you any?”